{"id":8467,"date":"2013-07-29T13:53:20","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T18:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/?p=8467"},"modified":"2014-03-03T10:38:56","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T16:38:56","slug":"votan-i-un-escarabajo-en-la-red-durito-version-freeware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/?p=8467","title":{"rendered":"Vot\u00e1n I. UN ESCARABAJO EN LA RED (Durito versi\u00f3n freeware)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--:es--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Vot\u00e1n I.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>UN ESCARABAJO EN LA RED<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>(Durito versi\u00f3n <em>freeware)<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Julio del 2013.<\/p>\n<p>Antes de explicarles c\u00f3mo va a ser esto de la escuelita (algo as\u00ed  como un \u201cmanual de ruta\u201d o \u201cmanual de malos modales\u201d o \u201cmanual de  supervivencia\u201d), vamos a asomarnos para ver en qu\u00e9 est\u00e1n all\u00e1 arriba.\u00a0  No porque seamos dispersos (que lo somos, ni dudarlo), sino porque  nosotros tratamos de mirar sus calendarios y geograf\u00edas, es decir,  tratamos de entender.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que, sea usted amable y paciente, y acomp\u00e1\u00f1enos en esta mirada desde ac\u00e1 hasta su all\u00e1.\u00a0 Veamos\u2026 mmh\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--:--><!--:en--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Vot\u00e1n I.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Beetle in the Network<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>(Durito version <em>freeware)<\/em><\/strong><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>July of 2013.<\/p>\n<p>Before we explain how the Little School is going to work (at which  point we\u2019ll send a kind of \u201croute manual\u201d or \u201cmanual of bad manners\u201d or  \u201csurvival manual\u201d), let\u2019s take a look at what they\u2019re up to \u201cabove.\u201d Not  because we\u2019re a little scattered (which we are, no doubt), but because  we look at their calendars and geographies above, that is, we try to  understand.<\/p>\n<p>So, please be kind and patient and accompany us in this gaze from here below to there above.<\/p>\n<p><!--:--><!--more--><!--:es--><\/p>\n<p>Tanta coyuntura-hist\u00f3rica tratando, en vano, de arrebatar atenciones  con titulares noticiosos.\u00a0 La impostura medi\u00e1tica derrotada ahora por  los <em>hashtags<\/em> \u2013o como se diga- (\u201cvirales\u201d se dice, por masivos, no por nocivos\u2026 \u00bfo s\u00ed?).<\/p>\n<p>Ah, la desesperaci\u00f3n de comunic\u00f3logos, polit\u00f3logos, columnistas,  jefes de noticias: los temas de \u201cactualidad\u201d ya no los marcan, se\u00f1alan,  imponen sus an\u00e1lisis \u2013no pocas veces bien lubricados por billetes de  todos los colores-, sino que cada quien seg\u00fan su modo, su calendario, su  geograf\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Dejemos por un momento de lado esa pat\u00e9tica relaci\u00f3n entre las  personalidades del espect\u00e1culo y de la pol\u00edtica en todos los niveles \u2013la  realeza, ministros, presidentes, gobernadores, legisladores-, cuya  \u201ctrascendencia\u201d s\u00f3lo ocupa al periodismo fr\u00edvolo (es decir, todo el de  paga).\u00a0 Las reflexiones de polit\u00f3logos y periodistas sobre este asunto  s\u00f3lo atraen a los cada vez m\u00e1s escasos \u201cprofesionales del comentario\u201d en  sus columnas.<\/p>\n<p>En la sentencia \u201c<strong><em>tuitera<\/em><\/strong>\u201d de Durito: <em>\u201cDe la relaci\u00f3n entre la far\u00e1ndula y la pol\u00edtica, vale decir: photoshop los crea y ell@s se juntan\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Porque ahora resulta que la gente (esa masa rebelde que no mira hacia  donde se le ordena que mire, ni escucha lo que se le ordena que  escuche), ha adquirido la man\u00eda de traer lo cotidiano a primer plano:  c\u00f3mo peinarse, lo que me pas\u00f3 en tal lugar, lo que me gusta-disgusta, lo  que vi-o\u00ed-me dijeron-dicen, los cr\u00edmenes que no aparecen en los medios  de comunicaci\u00f3n de paga, los rid\u00edculos reiterados de gobernantes (antes  ocultos por monta\u00f1as de dinero en los closets de la comunicaci\u00f3n de  paga), ahora expuestos sin control.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQue el supuesto palad\u00edn de la libertad y la democracia, el gobierno  norteamericano, esp\u00eda impunemente, o hace barbaridad y media en todo el  planeta?\u00a0 \u00a1Zas!, la red se convierte entonces en la mano irreverente que  derrumba la escenograf\u00eda tras la que se oculta la gran obsesi\u00f3n del  Poder: controlar todo y a tod@s, sabi\u00e9ndolo todo.<\/p>\n<p>Y, de pronto, cuando el Poder se da cuenta de que de nada vali\u00f3 pagar  tanto para que los reflectores principales (los medi\u00e1ticos) se apagaran  o se concentraran en el espect\u00e1culo bobalic\u00f3n de moda, el respetable,  la gente, la plebe, la banda, enciende sus lucecitas, pero no para  acompa\u00f1ar r\u00edtmicamente la balada de arriba, sino para evidenciar que el  rey-pr\u00edncipe-ministro-presidente-gobernante-legislador est\u00e1 desnudo.<\/p>\n<p>Sabi\u00e9ndose expuesto, el Poder s\u00f3lo alcanza a balbucear incoherencias  y, por supuesto, a criminalizar a sus descubridores. \u00bfQue tal o cual  gobernante o funcionari@ lleva con pat\u00e9tico porte su s\u00edndrome de  \u201custed-no-sabe-con-qui\u00e9n-se-mete\u201d?\u00a0 \u00a1Z\u00e1s!, ah\u00ed tiene su zape cibern\u00e9tico  y que todos lo vean-escuchen-difundan.\u00a0 Y, claro, la consecuente  respuesta jur\u00eddico-polic\u00edaca de los pol\u00edticos: arresto de <em>tuiteros<\/em>;  iniciativa de ley para controlar las redes sociales; el espacio a\u00e9reo  mundial usurpado por el gobierno norteamericano, la pat\u00e9tica servidumbre  de los gobiernos europeos (\u201ces s\u00f3lo un indio, det\u00e9nganlo\u201d).<\/p>\n<p>Ponga usted el nombre que guste de quienes arriba son o pretenden  ser: Pe\u00f1a Nieto, Obama, Berlusconi, Rajoy, Putin, el etc\u00e9tera que padece  usted en su rinc\u00f3n.\u00a0 Grandes, medianos y peque\u00f1os (todos malos)  comediantes danzando al ritmo fren\u00e9tico de internet (\u00bfsobra decir que ni  siquiera llevan el paso?).\u00a0 Resumiendo: internet = (igual a) la  globalizaci\u00f3n inmediata y masiva del rid\u00edculo y la incapacidad de la  clase pol\u00edtica.<\/p>\n<p>Pero \u00a1cuidado!, porque all\u00e1 arriba ya se dieron cuenta de que lo  instant\u00e1neo (la evidencia masiva de su incompetencia) es tambi\u00e9n fugaz.\u00a0  Y que el remedio para un esc\u00e1ndalo es un esc\u00e1ndalo mayor.\u00a0 El mejor  ant\u00eddoto contra un \u201c<em>hashtag<\/em>\u201d viral es otro \u00eddem.\u00a0 Mientras esas  denuncias no pasen al \u201chay que hacer algo\u201d, de ah\u00ed al \u201chay que hacer  esto\u201d, y de ah\u00ed al calendario y la geograf\u00eda (\u201chay que hacerlo en tal  lugar, tal d\u00eda\u201d), pues no hay problema.\u00a0 El Poder no tiene inconveniente  en que sus rid\u00edculos sean temas de sobremesa, pero si, por ejemplo, los  nuevos \u201cterroristas internacionales\u201d, es decir, las redes sociales,  pasan del escarnio a la movilizaci\u00f3n\u2026 pues entonces s\u00ed empiezan a sonar  los \u201ctel\u00e9fonos rojos\u201d (ok, ya s\u00e9 que ya no se usan, pero creo que me  entienden) en los centros del Poder Mundial, es decir, en los centros  financieros.\u00a0 Porque una cosa es indignarse individualmente frente a la  injusticia, y otra cosa es hacerse colectivo de Indignados.\u00a0 En suma,  los problemas se ponen serios cuando las \u201cmanitas abajo\u201d en la red, se  transforman en pu\u00f1os desafiantes en la calle\u2026 y en el campo.<\/p>\n<p>Pero all\u00e1 arriba, l@s analistas insisten en la mentada y re mentada  \u201ccoyuntura\u201d (el \u201ccontexto hist\u00f3rico\u201d, mi buen). \u00a0Y se trata del  espect\u00e1culo de siempre.\u00a0 Por ejemplo, las elecciones\u2026\u00a0 Fraudes  pre-electorales, electorales y postelectorales.\u00a0 La conclusi\u00f3n entonces  es casi un\u00e1nime: \u201cno sirven\u201d\u2026 hasta que llega una nueva temporada  electoral y un iluminado a modo ofrece lo de siempre: la libertad  anhelada al alcance de una boleta electoral.\u00a0 As\u00ed, la salvaci\u00f3n est\u00e1 en  pintar una cruz en determinado lugar de un papelito, con fervor  depositarlo en una caja, y a esperar que ese ser intangible que es \u201cla  mayor\u00eda\u201d aparezca como ir\u00f3nico disfraz de quien realmente decide: un  pu\u00f1ado de grandes se\u00f1ores y se\u00f1oras del dinero.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLa Sociedad del Poder\u201d, le llamamos nosotros, nosotras las  zapatistas, tal vez s\u00f3lo para se\u00f1alar que no es en el aparato  tradicional, exaltado por la ciencia pol\u00edtica \u00eddem y los pol\u00edticos  ib\u00eddem, donde reside el Poder y su criminal ejercicio.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, la clase pol\u00edtica y corifeos que la acompa\u00f1an.\u00a0 Como si  estuvieran a a\u00f1os luz de la realidad, los pol\u00edticos de arriba no se han  enterado de que lo que pretenden gobernar ya no existe.\u00a0 Su (mala)  actuaci\u00f3n es s\u00f3lo la escenograf\u00eda tras la que se ocultan los escombros  de un mundo\u2026 de su mundo\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>DURITO Versi\u00f3n \u03c0 (3.14159265 etc.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Un pol\u00edtico es como un zombie con un letrero de \u201cvegetariano  radical\u201d, y cualquiera que sea su lema de campa\u00f1a en el fondo es: \u201csigo  siendo el mismo pero ahora me voy a portar bien\u201d,<\/em> me dice Durito, que sostiene que <em>Hannibal Lecter<\/em> no es m\u00e1s que un <em>zombie<\/em> con buenos modales y habilidades gastron\u00f3micas (por cierto, vienen a la  escuelita dos especialistas en gastronom\u00eda, seguramente intrigados por  los ingredientes del platillo \u201c<em>Marco\u00b4s Special<\/em>\u201d, no apto para vegetarian@s y tan exitoso que olv\u00eddate de <em>Ratatouille,<\/em> \u00bfQuerr\u00e1n robar la receta secreta?).<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed, ha regresado Durito.\u00a0 El autodenominado \u201c\u00fanico superh\u00e9roe que no  usa mallas, ni calzones encima de las mallas\u2026 ni debajo de las mallas\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Durito tiene d\u00edas insistiendo en que es su turno.\u00a0 A mi argumento de  que muchos no lo recuerdan y que muchos m\u00e1s ni saben de su existencia,  Durito me ha dado su tarjeta de presentaci\u00f3n y me pide que la publique.\u00a0  \u00c9l insisti\u00f3, as\u00ed que aqu\u00ed la pongo, por si alg\u00fan despistado (o  despistada, que la equidad de g\u00e9nero no se olvide) decide recortarla y  tenerla a la mano:<\/p>\n<p>Don Durito de La Lacandona A.C. de C.V. de (i)R. (i)L.<br \/>\nCaballero Andante.<br \/>\nHojita de Huap\u00e1c # 69.<br \/>\nMonta\u00f1as del Sureste Mexicano.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e9 que fue un error, pero le pregunt\u00e9 qu\u00e9 diablos quer\u00eda decir eso de \u201cA.C. de C.V. de (i)R. (i)L\u201d y me respondi\u00f3: \u201c<em>Andante Caballero de Cabalgadura Vers\u00e1til de Irresponsabilidad Ilimitada<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Le dije que ya nadie usa las tarjetas de presentaci\u00f3n, que ahora hay \u201c<em>blogs<\/em>\u201d,  \u201cperfiles\u201d y cibern\u00e9ticos equivalentes.\u00a0 En respuesta a mis reparos,  Durito me quit\u00f3 la tarjeta, garabate\u00f3 sobre ella y me la devolvi\u00f3.\u00a0  Ahora dice:<\/p>\n<p>Don Durito Punto Com.<br \/>\nAndante Caballero y Grafitero Cibern\u00e9tico.<br \/>\nArroba m\u00e1s w (pero al triple) punto #yosoy69yomiyomi.<br \/>\n(Se rayan muros <em>feisbuqueros<\/em> y de los otros.\u00a0 Presupuesto sin costo)<br \/>\nVersi\u00f3n 7.7 bis.<br \/>\nDescarga gratuita s\u00f3lo para <em>linux<\/em>.<br \/>\n<em>Diga s\u00ed al software libre<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Por supuesto que no le pregunt\u00e9 qu\u00e9 significaba todo eso.<\/p>\n<p>Bueno, el asunto es que Durito me ha dicho que ahora es cuando, que  qu\u00e9 mejor momento para hacer su reaparici\u00f3n que cuando un peque\u00f1o,  peque\u00f1\u00edsimo n\u00famero de personas, de geograf\u00edas y calendarios tan  dispersos, est\u00e1n esperando el inicio de clases en la escuelita  zapatista.<\/p>\n<p>Para quienes no lo conocen o no lo recuerdan (o para quienes, como el  que esto escribe, han hecho el esfuerzo de olvidarlo), Durito es un  escarabajo.\u00a0 Cierto, no es un escarabajo cualquiera.\u00a0 Se dice caballero  andante (y le da por recitar p\u00e1rrafos enteros de \u201cEl Ingenioso Hidalgo  Don Quijote de La Mancha\u201d), tiene un \u201c<em>clip<\/em>\u201d mal desdoblado como lanza, un pedazo de c\u00e1scara de <em>cacat\u00e9<\/em> como yelmo, una tapita de frasco de medicina como escudo, y como  espada, bueno, ah\u00ed s\u00ed son palabras mayores, porque su espada es nada  menos que \u201cExcalibur\u201d (aunque su apariencia sea la de una ramita).\u00a0 Para  completar tiene como montura no un roc\u00edn, sino una tortuguita del  tama\u00f1o de un dedo pulgar, a la que llama \u201cPegaso\u201d (\u201cporque parece que  vuela cuando agarra velocidad\u201d, aclara Durito).<\/p>\n<p>Durito o Don Durito de La Lacandona, dice que su misi\u00f3n es, transcribo textualmente lo que me dicta, <em>desafiar  al poderoso, socorrer al desvalido, arrancar suspiros de las f\u00e9minas,  ser modelo de posters, y\u2026 y lo que vaya saliendo en el camino porque  tampoco es cosa de encasillarse, \u00bfno?\u00a0 Por ejemplo, tambi\u00e9n hago  ingenier\u00eda \u2013soy alba\u00f1il media cucharita de t\u00e9-, fontaner\u00eda, pintura,  consejero amoroso, botiquero, webmaster, mago, catador de helados de  nuez, escribano, especialista en tratamientos de belleza que incluyen  lavado, engrasado, hojalater\u00eda y pintura, etc\u00e9tera.\u00a0 No olvides poner  \u00e9nfasis en el \u201cetc\u00e9tera\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que, aprovechando que \u2013al igual que millones de personas-, la  coyuntura hist\u00f3rica no nos toma en cuenta, y mientras llega el d\u00eda  fat\u00eddico en que inicien los cursos de la escuelita zapatista, Durito  impartir\u00e1 ahora un curso proped\u00e9utico, dice, de \u201calta pol\u00edtica\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Y para hacerlo, Durito se pone en modo \u201c<em>Massively Multiplayer Online<\/em> \u2013MMO-\u201d (para que todo el mundo se entere, dice -al menos en <em>Word of Warcraft<\/em> y en <em>Call of Duty<\/em>-) y comienza con\u2026\u00a0 \u00a1\u00bfUn <em>Twit<\/em>?!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em> \u201cLos partidos pol\u00edticos institucionales son el \u201cbioshacker\u201d de la lucha por la libertad\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Durito sonr\u00ede satisfecho de su capacidad de s\u00edntesis, pero siente la necesidad de extenderse as\u00ed que\u2026 a sufrir\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><em> Para entender el funcionamiento contempor\u00e1neo de la pol\u00edtica de  arriba, hay que acudir a su nuevo ateneo: los medios de comunicaci\u00f3n de  paga.\u00a0 Ojo: noten ustedes que ya no us\u00e9 el tradicional \u201cmedios masivos  de comunicaci\u00f3n\u201d porque hay medios alternativos (o libres o como se  diga) que son masivos y otros que son terreno de lucha (como internet).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Tomemos, por ejemplo, la televisi\u00f3n.\u00a0 Encienda su aparato y  aprecie usted c\u00f3mo la realidad imita a la publicidad.\u00a0 Ah\u00ed est\u00e1n esos  anuncios con aparatos maravillosos que le permiten no s\u00f3lo bajar de  peso, tambi\u00e9n le dan una figura de <strong>yomiyomi<\/strong>, de corre-porque-te-alcanzo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Adquiriendo uno de esos aparatos, usted puede atascarse de  garnachas, harinas, carbohidratos, hidrocarburos, az\u00facar, benzoato de  sodio en generosas proporciones, y adem\u00e1s tirarse en la cama o el sof\u00e1 o  la hamaca o el suelo (todav\u00eda hay clases sociales, no se crea) y darle  al videojuego, a la novela o a la teleserie.\u00a0 En unos cuantos d\u00edas,  usted tendr\u00e1 una figura como el joven o la se\u00f1orita que en este momento  est\u00e1 demostrando que el aparato es f\u00e1cil de usar, adem\u00e1s de ser \u00fatil  para colgar la ropa a secar.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Bien, as\u00ed es la pol\u00edtica de arriba en el momento en que piden su  voto.\u00a0 No es necesario que usted se organice, que luche todos los d\u00edas y  en todas partes, por construirse un destino.\u00a0 Para eso, no faltaba m\u00e1s,  est\u00e1 este producto.\u00a0 En su nueva versi\u00f3n le hemos incluido un bot\u00f3n de <strong>reseteo<\/strong>,  y ahora incluye un frasco de gel con aroma a florecitas.\u00a0 \u00c9l se  encargar\u00e1 de todo.\u00a0 Usted si\u00e9ntese c\u00f3modamente y ver\u00e1 c\u00f3mo abundan las  ofertas de trabajo digno, los cr\u00e9ditos con bajos intereses, las escuelas  laicas, cient\u00edficas y gratuitas, la cultura al alcance de todos, las  viviendas con todos los servicios que s\u00ed sirven y de bajo costo,  alimentos completos, hospitales bien equipados y personal m\u00e9dico  capacitado, las c\u00e1rceles llenas de verdaderos delincuentes (es decir, de  banqueros, funcionarios y polic\u00edas), la tierra de quien la trabaja, las  riquezas naturales propiedad de la Naci\u00f3n.\u00a0 En fin, el mundo que  siempre so\u00f1\u00f3 disfrutar, pero sin tener que hacer nada m\u00e1s que cruzar  esta boleta electoral.\u00a0 No, ni siquiera se tiene que molestar en vigilar  si no se hace trampa o si no se cuentan bien los votos, \u00a1nosotros lo  hacemos por usted!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Ah, el \u201cbioshaker\u201d de la libertad: baje de peso sin moverse (que  el aparato se mueva por usted); sea libre sin luchar (que el l\u00edder  luche por usted).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Ahora bien, no apague usted su televisor.\u00a0 Veamos qu\u00e9 hay detr\u00e1s  de esos anuncios.\u00a0 S\u00ed, esos j\u00f3venes musculosos y esas frondosas  se\u00f1oritas no usan esos aparatos.\u00a0 Si usted les pregunta fuera del  escenario le dir\u00e1n que son in\u00fatiles, que nunca comprar\u00edan uno, que un  buen cuerpo s\u00f3lo se consigue con una alimentaci\u00f3n adecuada y haciendo  ejercicio.\u00a0 \u00bfMe sigue?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Bueno, pues igual en la pol\u00edtica: los que verdaderamente mandan  en el mundo no creen en la democracia electoral, saben bien que ah\u00ed no  se decide nada de lo fundamental.\u00a0 Que el mando verdadero, el Poder,  est\u00e1 en otro lado, en SU lado.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Pero resulta que, cuando usted est\u00e1 por cambiarle de canal, o  poner el dvd \u201cde producci\u00f3n alternativa\u201d para ver \u201cThe Walking Dead\u201d,  aparece otro se\u00f1or, se\u00f1ora, se\u00f1orita, que le dice que no le cambie, que  si vota por \u00e9l-ella, ahora s\u00ed se va a conseguir eso que tanto necesita y  merece, que para lograrlo, mire usted, s\u00f3lo tiene que marcar esta  boleta electoral aqu\u00ed en este logotipo que, \u00a1es cierto!, parece de  comida chatarra\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Bien, ahora un examen de opci\u00f3n m\u00faltiple para aprobar este curso proped\u00e9utico:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Visto lo anterior, usted\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong><em>a).-<\/em><\/strong><em> Le hace caso al se\u00f1or-se\u00f1ora-se\u00f1orita y  se dice que hay que probar, que tal vez ahora s\u00ed, que hay que hacer  otro partido pol\u00edtico\u2026 con los mismos de siempre.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong><em>b).-<\/em><\/strong><em> Le cambia de canal o le da <strong>play<\/strong> al deved\u00e9 y empieza a comentar con su pareja o su perro o su gato, o con  los 3, sobre por qu\u00e9 los zombies siempre pierden a pesar de que son  mayor\u00eda abrumadora: Bueno, no siempre, m\u00e1s bien casi nunca \/ Al final  los zombies ganan \/ Y est\u00e1 esa pel\u00edcula de Romero, donde sale el de El  Mentalista, donde al final se ve que los zombies van a buscar un lugar  para ellos \/ Ah, se llama \u201cZombie Land\u201d, \u201cTierra de Muertos\u201d \/ S\u00ed, se  van tal vez horrorizados por la sanguinaria crueldad de los vivos \/ Mmh,  \u00bfo sea que t\u00fa dices que los zombies van a hacer, como quien dice, su  municipio aut\u00f3nomo rebelde zapatista? \/ O que van a la escuelita  zapatista \/ De por s\u00ed eso va a estar lleno de gente rara \/ S\u00ed, como  nosotros \/ Y nosotras, menso \/ Zape \/ Bueno, besito.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong><em>c).-<\/em><\/strong><em> No tiene o apaga el televisor y busca  en la red si alguien ya consigui\u00f3 autob\u00fas para San Crist\u00f3bal de Las  Casas, Chiapas, del 8 al 18 de agosto, para llegar a la fiesta, ir a la  escuelita, y estar en la c\u00e1tedra de los pueblos originarios.\u00a0 Mientras  se enciende la compu, usted se prueba esas botas horribles que alguien  le dijo que le servir\u00edan cuando viniera a Chiapas.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong><em>d).-<\/em><\/strong><em> No ley\u00f3-entendi\u00f3 la pregunta.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Autoevaluaci\u00f3n (no haga trampa):<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Si usted eligi\u00f3 la opci\u00f3n <strong>a<\/strong>, ni venga, nom\u00e1s va a hacer corajes.\u00a0 Si opt\u00f3 por la respuesta <strong>b<\/strong>, no se preocupe, nosotr@s tambi\u00e9n parecemos zombies\u2026 bueno, pero una peinada no le har\u00eda mal.\u00a0 Si su opci\u00f3n fue la <strong>c<\/strong>, es bueno que sepa que esas botas no le van a servir de mucho.\u00a0 Si eligi\u00f3 la <strong>d<\/strong>, entonces vuelva al inicio del texto (no, \u00e9ste no, sino el que se empez\u00f3 a escribir hace m\u00e1s de 500 a\u00f1os).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Tan-tan.<\/em> Fin del curso proped\u00e9utico de Durito<\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong>-*-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em> \u00bfY los zapatistas, las zapatistas, cu\u00e1l opci\u00f3n escoger\u00edan?\u00a0  \u00bfUsar\u00edan aparatos de ejercicio o una dieta balanceada, o ambas?\u00a0 O  ninguna -ya ve que a los zapatistas luego les da por construirse su  propia opci\u00f3n-.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, esas respuestas tal vez las encuentre en el curso \u201cLa Libertad  seg\u00fan l@s Zapatistas\u201d.\u00a0 No se lo aseguro.\u00a0 Lo que s\u00ed debe tener por  cierto es que, aunque escaseen las respuestas, abundar\u00e1n las preguntas.<\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em> (Ah, Durito trajo tambi\u00e9n un cuento, \u201cla historia de gato-perro\u201d, pero \u00e9se lo dejo para otro d\u00eda).<\/p>\n<p>Vale.\u00a0 Salud y, cr\u00e9ame, lo que vale la pena no es f\u00e1cil, por ejemplo,  subir esa loma para, desde ah\u00ed, ver como la luz al fin se cobija en la  sombra de madrugada.<\/p>\n<p>(Continuar\u00e1)<\/p>\n<p>Desde las monta\u00f1as del Sureste Mexicano.<\/p>\n<p>SupMarcos.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9xico, julio del 2013.<\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>Escucha y ve los videos que acompa\u00f1an este texto.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIm\u00e1genes in\u00e9ditas de Durito. Top Secret.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/svo2SEjmi6o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>De la autor\u00eda de Le\u00f3n Gieco y con la voz de Carlos Karel, la rola \u201cSe\u00f1or Durito\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jf3oikHlyp8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>Rola donde se parodia la serie televisiva \u201cTheWalkingDead\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X16IGZyNVoo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>De la popular serie \u201cHitler se entera\u201d, aqu\u00ed su pesar por las  campa\u00f1as electorales en M\u00e9xico y los nuevos candidatos\u2026 como el Gato  Morris (ojo: contiene palabras altisonantes que pueden ser ofensivas,  pero nada que no se escuche a diario en cualquier parte del mundo):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jWXBwuugrSY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<!--:--><!--:en-->Let\u2019s see\u2026 hmm\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Lots of commentaries on the historical conjuncture trying, in vain,  to grab attention with newsy headlines. But the usual media slander is  losing out to <em>hashtags<\/em>\u2014or whatever they\u2019re called\u2014(viral, they say, but only because they are massive, not because they are harmful\u2026 or are they?)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, the desperation of communicologists, political scientists,  columnists, and news directors: they no longer mark or signal the topics  of the day, nor impose their own analysis\u2014which was not infrequently  lubricated by bills of all colors. Now everyone has their own way [of  getting\/ spreading news], their own calendar and geography.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s leave aside for the moment that pathetic relationship between  media personalities and political personalities on all levels\u2014royalty,  ministry, presidents, governors, legislators\u2014whose \u201ctranscendence\u201d is  only of interest to frivolous journalism (that is, all the paid media).  The reflections of political commentators and journalists on this issue  only of interest to those increasingly scarce \u201cprofessional  commentators\u201d for their own columns.<\/p>\n<p>In Durito\u2019s twitter message: \u201cOf the relationship between show  business and politics, it must be said: photoshop creates both and they  merge themselves.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, the people (that rebellious mass that doesn\u2019t look  where it is ordered to look, nor listen to what it is ordered to listen  to), have acquired the particular mania of making daily life front page  news: how one styles one\u2019s hair, what happened to me in this particular  place, what I like or don\u2019t like, what I saw\/ heard\/ said and what was  said to me, the crimes that don\u2019t appear in the paid media, the  ridiculous reiterations of governors (previously hidden by piles of  money in the paid media\u2019s closets) that are now exposed without their  control.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s that? That the supposed champion of liberty and democracy \u2013  the North American government \u2013 spies with impunity, or commits  barbarities all over the planet? Boom! The web becomes the irreverent  hand that tears down the set design that is hiding Power\u2019s great  obsession: to control everything and everyone, to know everything.<\/p>\n<p>And suddenly, when Power realizes that it wasn\u2019t worth it to pay off  their principal spotlights (the media) to either go dim or point toward  the spectacle of idiocy currently in fashion, the self-respecting, the  people, the plebes, the gang, turns on their own little lights, not to  rhythmically accompany the ballad played above, but to show that the  king\/prince\/ minister\/ president\/ governor\/legislator has no clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Realizing that it is exposed, Power only manages to blabber  incoherently and, of course, criminalize those who have exposed it. What  happens when this or that politician or official pathetically acts out  his\/her syndrome of \u201cyou-don\u2019t-know-who-you\u2019re-messing-with?\u201d Boom,  cybernetic slap upside the head and everyone has heard\/seen\/and spread  what he\/she did. And the legal and police response? The arrest of the  twitterers of course, a legislative initiative to control the social  networks, global airspace usurped by the North American government, the  pathetic servitude of the European governments (\u201che\u2019s just an Indian,  detain him\u201d).<\/p>\n<p>Insert whatever name you want of those who are (or are trying to be)  above: Pe\u00f1a Nieto, Obama, Berlusconi, Rajoy, Putin, or whoever you must  endure wherever you live. Big, middle-sized, or small (but all bad)  comedians dancing to the frenetic rhythm of the internet (is it  excessive to note that they can\u2019t even keep step?)<\/p>\n<p>In sum: internet=(the same as) the immediate and massive  globalization of the ridiculousness and incapacity of the political  class.<\/p>\n<p>But watch out! Because there above they have also realized that the  instantaneous (as massive evidence of their incompetence) is also  fleeting. And that the remedy for a scandal is a bigger scandal. That  the best antidote for one viral \u201chashtag\u201d is another. As long as those  denunciations don\u2019t move from \u201cwe have to do something,\u201d to \u201cwe have to  do <em>this<\/em>,\u201d and from there to a calendar and geography (\u201cwe have to do this in this place on this day\u201d), then there is no problem.<\/p>\n<p>Power doesn\u2019t have any problem with its absurdities being dinner  table topics, but it does, for example, have a problem when the new  \u201cinternational terrorists,\u201d that is, the social networks, move from  ridicule to mobilization\u2026 then the \u201cred telephones\u201d begin to ring (okay I  know they don\u2019t actually use those, but you know what I mean) in the  centers of Global Power\u2014that is, in the financial centers. Because it\u2019s  one thing to get individually enraged at injustice; it is something very  different to make a collective of the Enraged. In sum, problems become  serious when the little hands in the network become defiant fists in the  street\u2026 and in the countryside.<\/p>\n<p>But there up above, the analysts insist on the cursed and doubly  cursed \u201cconjuncture\u201d (that\u2019s the \u201chistorical context\u201d my dear). And it\u2019s  always the same spectacle. For example, the elections\u2026 Pre-electoral,  electoral, and post-electoral fraud. The conclusion is almost unanimous:  \u201cthey don\u2019t work\u201d\u2026 until the next electoral season and the next  fashionable visionary offers the same as always: that yearned for  freedom within reach of a vote. And just like that, salvation is found  in making an \u201cx\u201d in a certain spot on a little piece of paper, fervently  depositing it in a box, and waiting for that intangible being called  \u201cthe majority\u201d to appear as an ironic disguise for those who really make  the decisions: a handful of people with money.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Society of Power,\u201d we the Zapatistas call it, maybe only to  point out that Power and its criminal practice do not reside in the  traditional apparatus exalted by political science and politicians.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, the political class and its accompanying spokespeople. As if they  were light years away from reality, the politicians from above have not  realized that what they think they are governing no longer exists.  Their (bad) acting is merely the set behind which is hidden the rubble  of a world\u2026 their world\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>DURITO Version \u03c0 (3.14159265 etc.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>A politician is like a zombie with a sign that says \u201cradical  vegetarian,\u201d and whatever their campaign slogan, the real message is:  \u201cI\u2019m still the same but now I\u2019m going to behave myself,\u201d<\/em> Durito  tells me. He says that Hannibal Lecter is nothing other than a zombie  with good manners and gastronomic talent (by the way, two gastronomic  specialists are coming to the Little School, surely intrigued by the  ingredients of our dish, \u201cMarco\u2019s Special,\u201d which is not appropriate for  vegetarians and so successful that you can forget about <em>Ratatouille<\/em>. Do you think they want to steal the secret recipe?)<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Durito is back. The self-designated \u201conly superhero that doesn\u2019t wear tights, or underwear over tights\u2026 nor under tights.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Durito has been insisting for days that it is his turn to talk. In  response to my argument that many people don\u2019t remember him anymore and  many more don\u2019t even know he exists, Durito has given me his calling  card and asked me to publish it. Since he insisted, I\u2019m including it  here, in case some scatterbrain (man or woman, don\u2019t forget about gender  equity) decides to cut it out and keep it in hand:<\/p>\n<p>Don Durito of The Lacand\u00f3n E.K. of V.M. of (u)L. (i)R.<br \/>\nErrant Knight.<br \/>\nLittle Leaf of Huap\u00e1c # 69.<br \/>\nMountains of the Mexican Southeast.<\/p>\n<p>I know it was an error, but I asked him what the hell this \u201cA.C. de  C.V. of (i)R. (i)L\u201d meant and he answered me: \u201cErrant Knight of  Versatile Mount and Unlimited Irresponsibility.\u201d\u00a0 I told him that nobody  uses calling cards anymore, that now there are \u201cblogs,\u201d \u201cprofiles,\u201d and  cybernetic equivalents. In response to my objections, Durito took the  card back, scribbled something on it and gave it back to me. Now it  says:<\/p>\n<p>Don Durito Dot Com.<br \/>\nErrant Knight and Cybernetic Graffiti Artist.<br \/>\nAt sign plus (triple) w dot #yosoy69yomiyomi.<br \/>\n(Will graffiti facebook and other walls. Free estimates.)<br \/>\nVersion 7.7b<br \/>\nFree download only for <em>linux<\/em>.<br \/>\n<em>Say yes to free software. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I did not of course ask him what all of that meant.<\/p>\n<p>So, Durito tells me, what better moment to make his reappearance than  when a small, tiny really, number of people, from widely dispersed  geographies and calendars, are awaiting the beginning of classes in the  Zapatista Little School?<\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know him or don\u2019t remember him, (or for those  who, like the author of this text, have tried to forget him), Durito is a  beetle. True, not just any beetle. He calls himself an errant knight  (and tends to recite entire paragraphs of \u201cThe Ingenious Hidalgo Don  Quijote de La Mancha\u201d). He carries a badly straightened out paper clip  as a lance, a piece of <em>cacat\u00e9<\/em> shell as a helmet, an old cap from a  medicine bottle as a shield, and as a sword that, well that will take a  little more explaining, because his sword is nothing other than  \u201cExcalibur\u201d (although it looks an awful lot like a little twig). To top  it off, his mount is not a horse, but a little turtle the size of your  thumb, which he calls \u201c<em>Pegaso<\/em>,\u201d (\u201cbecause he seems like he\u2019s flying when he really picks up speed,\u201d Durito explains).<\/p>\n<p>Durito, or Don Durito of the Lacand\u00f3n, says that his mission is, and I am transcribing here exactly what he dictates to me, <em>to  challenge the powerful, aid the defenseless, elicit lusty sighs from  women, be a poster model, and\u2026 well whatever comes up along the way  because there\u2019s no sense in pigeonholing oneself, right? For example, I  also do a bit of engineering\u2014I\u2019m a half teaspoon bricklayer, plumber,  painter, counselor in romantic questions, pharmacist, webmaster,  magician, connoisseur of pecan praline ice cream, writer, specialist in  beauty treatments including wash, grease, weld and paint, etc. Don\u2019t  forget to put emphasis on the \u201cetcetera.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, taking advantage of the fact that\u2014just like millions of other  people\u2014the \u201chistorical conjuncture\u201d doesn\u2019t take us into account, and  while we\u2019re waiting for the fateful day on which the Zapatista little  school begins courses, Durito is going to impart to us a preparatory  course in \u201chigh political theory.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To do so, Durito gets into his mode of \u201c<em>Massively Multiplayer Online<\/em> \u2013MMO-\u201d (so that everyone hears about it, he says, at least everybody in <em>World of Warcraft<\/em> and <em>Call of Duty<\/em>-), and he begins with\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A Tweet?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThe institutional political parties are the \u201c<em>bioshacker<\/em>\u201d of the struggle for freedom.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Durito gives a satisfied smile at his own capacity for synthesis, but feels the necessity to elaborate, and so we suffer\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><em>In order to understand the contemporary functioning of politics  above, one must attend to its new cultural center: the paid  communications media. Attention to this point: note that I didn\u2019t use  the traditional \u201cmass communications media,\u201dbecause there are  alternative media (or free media or whatever you call them) that are  massive and other media that are terrains of struggle (like the  internet).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Take television for example. Turn on your TV and you will see how  reality imitates publicity. There are those commercials about marvelous  devices that not only allow you to lose weight but also give you an  appetizing figure. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If you get one of these devices, you can stuff yourself with <\/em>garnachas<em>,  baked goods, carbohydrates, hydrocarbons, sugar, and sodium benzoate in  generous portions, and on top of that you can throw yourself on the  couch or bed or hammock or floor (there <\/em>are<em> still social classes)  and play video games, read a novel, or watch a television series. In  just a few days, you will have a figure like the young man or woman that  at this very moment is on TV demonstrating how easy the device is to  use, and how it also happens to be useful for hanging your clothes on to  dry. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Okay, so that is how politics above work when they ask for your  vote. It\u2019s not necessary to organize, or to struggle every day  everywhere to construct your own destiny. For that, all you need is this  product [candidate]. And in this new version, we have included a reset  button, and in addition, it now comes with a little bottle of  floral-perfumed hair gel. It will take care of everything. You just sit  there comfortably and you will see how the offers of dignified work and  low-interest loans abound, as well as secular and scientific schools  free of cost, culture available and accessible to everyone, housing  complete with functioning, low-cost amenities, nourishing food,  well-equipped hospitals and trained medical personnel, prisons full of  real delinquents (that is, bankers, public officials, and police), land  for those who work it and natural resource wealth as national property.  In sum, the world you have always dreamed of, but without having to do  anything but check a little box on your ballot. Nope, you don\u2019t even  have to bother to watch that they don\u2019t cheat or don\u2019t count the votes  properly, we\u2019ll do it for you!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ah, the freedom \u201cbioshacker\u201d: lose weight without moving (let the  device move for you); be free without struggling (let the leader  struggle for you). <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now, don\u2019t turn off your television. Let\u2019s see what\u2019s behind those  commercials. No, those muscular young men and those lush young women  don\u2019t use these devices. If you ask them offstage they will tell you  that they\u2019re useless, that they would never buy one, that one only  achieves a good figure through healthy eating and exercise. You follow  me?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, it\u2019s the same thing in politics: those who really rule in  the world don\u2019t believe in electoral democracy, they know perfectly well  that nothing fundamental is decided there. They know that the true  ruler, Power, is somewhere else, with them. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But whenever you\u2019re ready to change the channel, or put in an  \u201calternatively produced\u201d DVD of \u201cThe Walking Dead,\u201d another man, woman,  young lady appears to tell you not to change the channel, that you  should indeed vote for him or her, that now you really are going to get  all that you so need and deserve, and in order to achieve it, look here,  all you have to do is mark your ballot here next to this logo that\u2026 yes  it\u2019s true, it looks like junk food\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now, a multiple choice exam to see if you pass our preparatory course:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Given the above situation, what would you do:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>a) You listen to the man\/woman\/young lady and decide you should  try it, that maybe now for real, what we have to do is try a different  political party\u2026 with the same politicians as always.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>b) You change the channel or push play on the DVD and start a  conversation with your partner or your dog or your cat, or all three,  about why the zombies always lose despite being the overwhelming  majority. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWell, not always, actually, hardly ever.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIn the end the zombies win.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAnd in that film by Romero, where Riley Denbo [Simon Baker]  appears, and at the end you see that the zombies are going to look for a  place for themselves.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAh, it\u2019s called \u2018Land of the Dead,\u2019\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYeah, they leave, perhaps horrified by the bloody cruelty of the living.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cHmm, so you\u2019re saying that the zombies are going to make their  own, as they say, autonomous zapatista municipality in rebellion?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOr that they\u2019re going to go to the Zapatista Little School.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBecause that is for sure going to be full of strange people.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYes, like us (masculine),\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAnd us (feminine), idiot,\u201d (knock on the head)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOkay, kisses.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>c) You don\u2019t have a television or you turn it off, and you look  online to see if anyone has rented a bus to go to San Crist\u00f3bal de las  Casas, Chiapas, from August 8th through the 18th, in order to go the  [anniversary of the Good Government Councils] party, to the Little  School, and to the Seminar of the Native Peoples. While you turn on your  computer, you try on those horrible boots that somebody told you would  be good for when you went to Chiapas.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>d) You didn\u2019t read\/understand the question.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Self-evaluation (no cheating):<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If you chose option <strong>a<\/strong>, don\u2019t even come, you\u2019re just going to get mad. If you chose <strong>b<\/strong>, don\u2019t worry, we look like zombies too\u2026 although, a little hair-styling wouldn\u2019t hurt you. If your choice was <strong>c<\/strong>, you should know that those boots are not going to do you much good. If you chose <strong>d<\/strong>, start over at the beginning of the text (no, not this one, the one that was begun over 500 years ago).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tan-tan. <\/em>End of Durito\u2019s preparatory course.<\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><strong>-*-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And the Zapatistas, what option would they choose? Would they use  exercise machines or a balanced diet or both? Or neither\u2014you know how  the Zapatistas tend to just create their own option\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you will find answers to these questions in the course  \u201cFreedom According to the Zapatistas.\u201d I can\u2019t guarantee it though. What  you can be sure of is that, even if the answers are few, the questions  will abound.<\/p>\n<p>(Ah, Durito also brought a story, \u201cthe history of the cat-dog,\u201d but I\u2019ll leave that for another day). <em>Vale<\/em>.  Cheers and believe me, anything worth doing can\u2019t be easy, for example,  climbing that hill so that you can see how the light slowly hides under  the shadow of the dead of night.<\/p>\n<p>(To be continued.)<\/p>\n<p>From the mountains of the Mexican Southeast.<\/p>\n<p>SupMarcos.<\/p>\n<p>Mexico, July of 2013.<\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>Watch and listen to the videos that accompany this text:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=svo2SEjmi6o\" target=\"_blank\">Unedited Images of Durito<\/a>.\u201d <em>Top Secret<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>Written by Le\u00f3n Gieco and performed by Carlos Karel, the track, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=jf3oikHlyp8\" target=\"_blank\">Se\u00f1or Durito<\/a>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=X16IGZyNVoo\" target=\"_blank\">Parody<\/a> of the television series \u201cThe Walking Dead\u201d<\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>From the popular series, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=jWXBwuugrSY\" target=\"_blank\">Hitler finds out<\/a>,\u201d  here his response to the electoral campaigns in Mexico and the new  candidates, like Morris the Cat (note: contains strong words that may be  offensive, but nothing you don\u2019t hear on a daily basis in any part of  the world).<\/p>\n<p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<\/p>\n<p>********************************<br \/>\nTraducci\u00f3n del Kilombo Intergal\u00e1ctico.<br \/>\n*********************************<!--:--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vot\u00e1n I. UN ESCARABAJO EN LA RED (Durito versi\u00f3n freeware). Julio del 2013. Antes de explicarles c\u00f3mo va a ser esto de la escuelita (algo as\u00ed como un \u201cmanual de ruta\u201d o \u201cmanual de malos modales\u201d o \u201cmanual de supervivencia\u201d), vamos a asomarnos para ver en qu\u00e9 est\u00e1n all\u00e1 arriba.\u00a0 No porque seamos dispersos (que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6,118,222],"tags":[644,926],"class_list":["post-8467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio","category-chiapas","category-ezln","category-video","tag-comunicados-ezln","tag-ezln"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiozapatista.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}